91. Bad Paramount, No Biscuit (Prodigy 1.05 and Disco 4.01)

Anika and Liz are UNDEFEATED by Paramount's shenanigans! We are HERE to talk about the fifth episode of Prodigy and the season 4 premiere of Discovery, and no one can stop us!

• Discovery has left Paramount Plus and basically Paramount has squiddled so much good will in one move, we are confused
  
• It's possible that two new Star Treks in 24 hours is too much
• There was not enough kissing in any of these episodes!
• Is Murf a person or a pet? (And if they're a pet, that is TOTALLY valid but we think Rok-Tahk might also like a puppy.)
• Does Michael Burnham need to be put in the James Kirk box?
• "And that's why we have to destroy capitalism."
• Book is Princess Leia (yes, this does make Michael Han Solo)
• We discuss our least favourite characters on Discovery; their identities may shock and enrage you.
• We don't love that someone is questioning Michael's capacity yet again, but that aside, we LOVE President Rillak and offer her the highest possible Antimatter Pod compliment: she reminds us of both Seska and Kai Winn.
• We have hair, make-up and costume notes.
• Saru is in this episode.

As a protostar is born, a planet is asploded. Or something.