39. They Were All Wearing Eyepatches (Picard 1.05)

Put a feather in your hat and put on the silliest French accent you can manage, we're talking about "Stardust City Rag"! 

And maybe it's time to admit that Star Trek: Picard is not a good show ... and that's okay? 

Also discussed: 

• That shocking death in the teaser
• Kirsten Beyer as a writer
• Seven and Bjayzel
• Raffi is doing her best, okay? We love her.
• Star Trek: Picard features the consequences that TNG and Voyager lacked (and that's why we see fewer echoes of DS9)
• The aesthetics of Freecloud
• Picard, like, definitely doesn't really understand money, right?
• Everyone Loves Elnor: the hit sitcom coming to CBS All Access as soon as they start accepting our phone calls!